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Day 10 – No more wilderness wanderings

(*Remember blog is a few days behind)

It was Sabbath day here again today and I had a sermon I was excited to deliver, one I hoped would speak to the ‘I WANT IT NOW!’ person. Is that you?

If you are an 'I WANT IT NOW!' person, Christ has much to offer you. If your life is like the life of the Israelites who wandered in the wilderness for 40 years before reaching the Promised Land, but you’d rather have the Promised Land life NOW, you can!

Enjoy the sermon. https://youtu.be/E0_HNRZcl7E

After church we had an amazing Promised Land lunch together.

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Day 9 – Washing day (no counting of the articles on the line please!)

I remember a funny experience many, many years ago when I first moved out on my own. I had to go away on a work trip for a week or so with a Member of the Administrative Appeals Tribunal I worked for.

I thought I would leave the washing to soak, thinking it would be as good as new when I returned. Seriously, I was surprised to see a whole heap of mould. It inspired me to write the poem below, which is found in an unpublished book I wrote entitled POEMS FOR WEDDING RECEPTIONS And Poems Definitely Not For Wedding Receptions. If you’re a real poet and would like to consider whether the book is worth working on yourself with the aim of getting it published I‘Il send you a copy. Reed Books publishers did express interest at one stage:

DOMESTIC HELP REQUIRED

It's a brave woman that takes James on

I'll tell you a little about when James left home

Leaving home with domestic skills, shall we say, 'less than great'

I'm really not sure how he found his mate

James needs a wife to be a full-time mother

for around the house he's equaled by no other

Just ask his brother who checked his flat

the month he holidayed in Ararat

James had split, leaving the washing to soak

Just imagine it – what a joke!

The frogs that croaked and the mould he grew

meant the clothes (James) were not 'as good as new'

Things around his house were shockingly dire

He could have drowned in his own bathroom mire

or been caught in a fire, or his own mouse traps

which were hard to see under household scraps

Despite the live things in James’ fridge

he found a girl who was ridgy-didge*

She made a safe bridge across the unsterile

moved the dirty dishes and tarried for a while

But the whole flat had to be condemned

and James placed in a holding pen

This girl deserves a ten and our wishes best

I think she deserves a medal on her chest!

James was freed yesterday from the jail-house

although his freedom's at the mercy of his spouse

If she's got any nous, so she can hack it

I'd advice keep him in the straight jacket!

*Australian colloquial term for authentic, true, honest

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Day 8 – A man’s best friend

Below is a picture of my little friend while my second best friend is away. Isn’t she (or he?) cute? It’s the neighbour’s cat which camps in my yard for many hours each day.

Many times we hear the saying dogs are man’s best friend and in my experience the phrase has been applied to males, not ‘man/humankind’ generally.

I wonder whether the saying would be insulting to women or your wives generally?

And how about to Christ when we consider His words in the following verses?

No longer do I call you servants, for the servant does not know what his master is doing; but I have called you friends, for all that I have heard from my Father I have made known to you. John 15:15

Greater love has no one than this, that someone lay down his life for his friends. You are my friends if you do what I command you. John 15:13-14

May Jesus be your best friend FOREVER (and I literally mean ‘forever’).

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Day 7 Blue Spring and McLaren Falls Park

After a good turnout to our Wednesday morning prayer group, I enjoyed taking my new Fijian friends visiting from Fiji to Blue Spring and McLaren Falls Park less than an hour from here.

I can’t believe Angella has been away a whole week already. Wow that went fast.

It is quiet living on your own, and it gives me a little more appreciation for the situation of others who always live on their own. I have therefore provided a link below to an article which I hope provides some needed encouragement.

https://www.lwf.org/.../heartwarming-bible-verses-for...

Only about 18 days to go!

(Picture of our nearby McLaren’s Falls)

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Day 6 Curry fish, potatoes (not rice) and veges on the menu

I’ve always enjoyed Angella’s curry fish, so I asked her to teach me how to do it her way. Good tip guys. If there’s something your wife cooks you really like, ask her to teach you (and vice versa – let’s not be sexist).

This meal (probably 2-3 day’s worth) was just what the doctor ordered after my annual medical check-up revealed my B12 was extremely low at 55 pmol/L. Fish and potatoes are good sources of B12, as are red meats. The doctor has started me though on B12 injections.

Thankfully, the only mild symptom I have of B12 deficiency is a little numbness in the feet. I’m still full of energy and look forward to taking some international visitors, relatives of a church brother, to Blue Spring in Putaruru tomorrow.

Today’s ministry was rewarding as the elderly always appreciate their Tuesday morning church service at Bernadette Home in Mount Maunganui. I shared a much shorter version of my recent Grace of God Experience sermon (link found below on this Facebook page at 6 May). The message opens with the thought that, if there is a God, how come humanity’s still here? Why hasn’t He wiped us out for all of the evil we continually engage in? If God doesn’t exist, how come we haven’t wiped ourselves out with our weapons of mass destruction or been wiped out by aliens who ‘supposedly’ (if they exist at all) are way more intelligent than us?

My firm view is, it is only by the grace of an extremely merciful, loving and self-controlled God we are still here.

(picture of Waihou/Blue Spring)